Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Hair Metal & the Apocalypse

     Three years ago I learned that a show called Supernatural existed.
     Six-ish months ago I learned that show is currently available online from Netflix.
     WHY THE HELL HAVEN'T I WATCHED IT UNTIL NOW?!
     Seriously, what is wrong with me? This show has been airing since 2005. In 2005 I'm pretty sure I was obsessed with all things occult related. I'm pretty sure I'm still obsessed with all things occult related. It has two obscenely good looking guys in it. Why am I so late to the damn party?!
     This isn't the first time something like this has occurred. It was at the tail end of season two that I realized Haven existed. If it hadn't been for a random Syfy (I still completely disagree with the change in the network name, for the record) promo I caught online I never would have known about it. I knew all about Eureka, Warehouse 13, and Alphas (still need to watch all of Sanctuary and Being Human but that's a topic for another day). So why not Haven? Haven has Emily Rose. SHE IS HOT. And quite frankly, the show is more my cup of tea than any of the others I just mentioned (the exception being Eureka. Super science still wins). I even modeled and named my Star Wars: The Old Republic character after Audrey Parker ( a little obsessive, I know, but as previously stated...Emily Rose is gorgeous).
     What I'm really trying to say here is this: Facebook, please stop giving me ads about Duracell batteries and city building games. I don't care. I'm just going to stick to Google+ because I make sure to follow Felicia Day and you know what? At some point she ends up in EVERY good show. It's only a matter of time before she magically appears on Haven. A girl can dream, right?
     Also, I need to stop living under a rock. Or at least get a rock with cable. I can't trust the internet to provide me with accurate knowledge of things. Which sucks. Because I HATE cable.